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Friday, February 5, 2021

Another cute writing by Charity The Covid-19 vaccine has side effects!!!

“ The Covid-19 vaccine has side effects!!!”

It was just a Saturday morning and covid-19 had been controlled, or at least we thought so. I sat down for breakfast and was served bacon, eggs, and pancakes by chef Rattitu. “Thanks!” I say, “Mmmm, that's so good I expect nothing less from you of course though!” “Squick Squick!” Rattitui mumbles. “Well, that was good, but I’m gonna head out, okay?” I say “Squick!” he says

Next, “Oooo, that’s so cute!” I say, in one of the malls stores. I buy it, and head out to the food court. I ordered some Sonic and sat down to eat. After I finish eating, I get the sudden crave for ice cream… I look around for an ice cream shop anywhere and spot one! I run as fast as I can, and as soon as I arrive, THE WHOLE MALL IS THERE! Everyone is pushing and yelling for their ice cream; even jumping over the counters and stealing it!

Then I think...they are like zombies craving ice cream! But, how?! What did we all take to make us like this?!? …..The covid-19 vaccine. It has to be that!.. I run home with ice cream in my hands without even realizing it! I arrive home, shut the door behind me and check the freezer to see if we still have our ice cream “Phew!” I say “....Squick [...What are you doing? Step away from the ICE CREAM! It’s mine!!!!]”

Next, “Rattitui?!” I say. I look around and he's gone! I take the ice cream and make a run for my room “PUFF PUFF!” Rattitui’s out of breath while chasing after me; the door won't open!!! He gets closer and closer “OH NO!” Then in his huge shadow he comes crawling and kicks my legs, well attempting to…”Wait? I was expecting something more like you to be all big and buff I say.” “Squick [Heyy!!!!]“ He looks sad while I take the Ice cream “...ff-f..” I mumble “FINE, YOU CAN HAVE SOME!” I shout.

Last, he looks excited and we walk to the couch in the living room to eat the ice cream together. We hear people trying to break in for our ice cream. We turn on the TV and turn the volume extra loud as we hear the banging, and watch Amazing World of Ice Cream.

-The End-

Friday, January 29, 2021

“This is supposed to be a rave. We need energy!” - Mason

Charity's cute homeschool writing assignment

“OH NO!” I look outside my window seeing mom getting abducted! I mean she looks happy..but...WAIT! This is no time to waste, she's getting abducted. What am I waiting for? I need to save her! I run outside in my pj’s and sandals and try to lift her up but it’s too late! She shouts in the blue night sky “IT’S OK THEY ARE ONLY TAKING ME OUT TO DINNER IT’S A ONE TIME THING!” I soon feel a relief of stress “Ah, what was I worried about of course she’s gonna love it.”

Later, “Woooow.” Mom says in the spaceship “You guys have come far haven't you?” The alien says “Shgdeytrfvjhb (Yes, I suppose so).” “So, what are we getting for dinner?” mom asks “Olive Garden” the alien says. “Well, not my preferred choice but-” the alien looks at her with concern “...sjjs” he mumbles “Never mind! Good for me..!” he says “djdjdjkslkibr (good good…)”

Then, they arrive. “We’re here.” Mom says “uwheuehr (I know.)” the alien babbles “sihdeuiewieiebrru(Okay, well...little problem...we have to sneak in the back because I need to change into a human form…)” the alien mumbles embarrassedly “It’s fine let’s just hurry I have work in the morning.” they rush out of the UFO and head to the back “EWE, it smells back here.” the alien says “yebdnkdod (I know they have a rat problem.)” Mom decides to act like she didn't hear that and runs in quickly before anyone spots them. The alien finished changing to human form and followed her, “Not too shabby.” Mom says “Nice dress.” The alien looks flustered after realizing he took a girl form. After that they go to order and take a seat to eat.

Later, “ahh, I’m full. How about you? Were your chicken bites good?” the alien says. “Sdjindi” (It was good, I suppose.) Mom answers. “Great! Let's head out. I'll pay for the food. It's on me.” the alien nods his head. Mom pays, and they rush outside to the back again. “OH NO!...” the cops are surrounding the UFO and they have investigators entering the Olive Garden to find any trace of an alien.

Then, they kick off the people on the UFO and take off on it! “Esjhdiudni (THAT WAS CLOSE!)” Mom answers out of breath “Yeah, I know!” They hurry back to our house and drop off mom “Ah, thanks that was fun!” Mom hurries in before the alien can answer the next morning Mom hears knocking on the door. She peaks outside and sees the cops. She opens up the door and asks what they need. The cop says “Have you seen any UFOs lately or alien sightings?” she replied “...nope!” shuts the door and smiles

-The End-